Karen says: oprah so sad today
Brenda says: huh?
Karen says: oprah is sad
straight forward
Brenda says: what?
who cares if she's sad? i dont get it
Karen says: omg
the show!!!!
lol
Brenda says: i've never watched her show. she's on tv, right?
Karen says: brenda
Brenda says: what?
Karen says: how do i describe this
Brenda says: describe what, your sadness?
Karen says: noyou
lack of something
Brenda says: empathy?
Karen says: no no no
lack of social something
Brenda says: skills?
Karen says: no lol
you don't do any popular social stuff that people do
like watch tv
or anything like that
Brenda says: and you want a word for that?
Karen says: yes
like how do you not know that oprah is on tv
you have empathy (Sure I do. For cats)
Brenda says: i figured out she's on tv because every sheep in the world baa's at her command
Karen says:lol
cause she's awesome
what's the word or phrase i need
without you screaming at me
Brenda says: i don't scream at you; you interpret screams
Karen says: recluse
withdrawn from society; seeking solitude; "lived an unsocial reclusive life"
Brenda says: wow, someone Googled today
But in all fairness? and to keep it real ...
Karen says: my brother works for a phone company
Brenda says: and
Karen says: i asked him how to get a number for my website
he gave me a google invite
Brenda says: google invite?
Karen says: for the google phone number things
Brenda says: oh
Karen says: it forwards to your cell phone
i need it for a business line
Brenda says: oh right, that
heard about it
Karen says: maybe this is more exciting to me heh
Brenda says: thats cool as hell
Karen says: anyway, know what number i found?
Brenda says: no what
Karen says: 1-234-PETBOOT
Brenda says: omg
Karen says: is that incredible?
Brenda says: its breathtaking
karen
Karen says: i know
Brenda says: !
1234 petboot
Karen says: you can pick an area code or a word
so i typed "dogboot"
Brenda says: karen, the logic of that number is psychologically breathtaking
Karen says: and got like (25d)og-boot1
Brenda says: 1234 petboot
Karen says: i know it was really lucky
LOL you funny
Brenda says: thats brilliant
no im not being funny, its true
Karen says: i know
happened to be area code (234). it was the only petboot available
Brenda says: why do people always laugh when i'm being serious
Karen says: cause you are just funny anyway
posted dec 10 or 11th, 2009Brenda says: omg that number
1234 petboot
im just tripping out on the psychology of the number alone
do i need mental help?
Karen says: a little, but that's ok
Brenda says: well, i think you should let me explain why i think that number is the best thing you've scored in ages
Karen says: k
Brenda says: ok, so when i read that number i see a set of commands. 1 leads to 2 leads to 3 leads to 4; there can be no doubt that those numbers belong in that sequence. then it's followed by petboots - as if "pet boot" follows a logical progression.
it's like, there can be no argument against buying your dog boots; not in my mind anyway. i've already bought 10 pair and i don't even have a dog
ok, you think i'm nuts enough already.
Karen says: it's fine
i won't lol (No, you think I'm nuts and your not laughing is just a consolation prize I have to accept in leui of your taking me seriously. But I can take it ...)
Brenda says: but its true tho, no? i mean about the number
Karen says: phone, brb
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