I know most people consider fucking to be wonderful- but when it's happening above my bedroom every night, sometimes 3 times a night, in a cheap bed with rusty box springs then it's not good. Plenty of banshee wailing, what sounds like a dog whining atop a spinning washing machine (visualize that one, go ahead-add the audio) and the fact that I'm already paying too much for this place, well this makes for a bad mood. Some people have no class. I hope they're using condoms. The last thing I want to hear 9 months from now is their baby crying all night. I can tell they're doing it in missionary position. Don't you think the fact I know this says something about these people's lack of discretion? not to mention lack of creativity. I wonder which of them is going to grow bored first? And...I'm curious if people who limit themselves to missionary only might be suffering from some sort of religious persecution complex?
I've seen him once. He is never going to marry her. Any man who runs up and down stairs 10 times in half an hour in leui of actually tending the BBQ is a lout.
Great, there they go again.
Mormon's live downstairs, right next to me. I'm thinking the vacant apartment above them will do nicely. I'm tired of just living in the living room.
Wow, now I hear hammers. Idiots.
feb 16, 2008
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